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Shipping Policy

Last Updated: The Moment Our Toes Approved It At Smell These Feeties, all products are delivered digitally—no cardboard boxes, no mail carriers, and no awkward explanations about why your package weighs zero pounds. Below is our unnecessarily refined explanation of how this process works. 

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1. Delivery Method (The Speed of Light, Almost)

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All items purchased are delivered electronically to the email address you provide at checkout. This means you will receive your order faster than a sock disappears in a washing machine. No physical items are shipped. No footprints will arrive on your doorstep (unless you invite them). 

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2. Delivery Timeframe (Instant Gratification)

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Digital products are typically delivered immediately after purchase. In rare cases, delivery may take up to 5–10 minutes, depending on:

  • Your email provider

  • Internet gremlins

  • The alignment of the planets If your order has not arrived after 15 minutes, please check your spam/junk folder. It has a habit of adopting things that do not belong to it. 

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3. ​Incorrect Email Addresses (A Tragedy in One Act)

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If you accidentally enter the wrong email address, your order may float peacefully into the void. Please contact us, and we will resend your items to the correct address with all the grace and dignity of a digital butler. 

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4. Download Issues (Technology Has Moods)

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If something refuses to download, refuses to open, or simply looks at you disrespectfully, our support team will assist. We cannot guarantee that your device will behave, but we can guarantee we will. 

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5. No Physical Shipping Fees (Because There’s No Box)

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Since nothing is physically mailed:

  • No shipping charges

  • No waiting

  • No tracking numbers

  • No boxes filled with packing peanuts you’ll never use Just pure, instant, toe-themed satisfaction. 

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6. Questions? (We’re Here, Probably Moisturized)

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Email us at: wedontexist@smellthesefeeties.com

Our team will help you with the professionalism of a luxury concierge and the enthusiasm of a foot model who just got a pedicure.

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