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Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: The Precise Moment Our Toes Felt Inspired

Welcome to Smell These Feeties, a digital emporium dedicated to the tasteful admiration of foot-themed media. By accessing or using this website, you agree to these Terms & Conditions—crafted with far more formality than a site named “Smell These Feeties” probably deserves. 

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Acceptance of These Terms
 

By browsing, clicking, scrolling, purchasing, or even accidentally landing here due to a typo, you agree to abide by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of these Terms, please close the tab gently and respectfully—our toes are sensitive.

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Eligibility
 

This website is intended for adults 18 years and older. If you are under 18, please leave immediately and go study, drink Capri Suns, or engage in any other legally appropriate activities.

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Digital Content (a.k.a. The Feet Pics)
 

Nature of Goods All products offered on this website are digital, intangible, and instantly delivered. No physical toes will appear at your home. No courier will hand you a mysterious box labeled “WARNING: FEET.”

 

Personal Use Only When you purchase digital content, you receive a personal, non-transferable license to view it. You may not: 

  • Resell

  • Redistribute

  • Repost

  • Repackage

  • Claim ownership

  • Train an AI on it

  • Turn it into NFTs

  • Print and frame them as “rare artifacts” Basically: enjoy them privately; don’t be weird about it.


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User Conduct (Be Normal… ish)
 

You agree to use this website in a lawful, respectful, and non-chaotic manner. Specifically, you agree NOT to:

  • Attempt to hack, dismantle, or digitally sniff the website

  • Harass staff, models, or customer service

  • Send us unsolicited toe photos (we beg you)

  • Attempt to bypass payment systems

  • Engage in conspiracy theories involving our footer navigation

  • Write angry emails in all caps unless absolutely necessary


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Payments
 

All payments are processed securely through third-party providers. We do not see or store your card number. Frankly, we don’t even want to—we can barely manage our own subscriptions.

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Refunds
 

Because digital content cannot be “returned,” all sales are final. Exceptions may be made at our sole discretion for:

  • Duplicate purchases

  • Technical errors

  • Dramatic but valid sob stories (optional, but appreciated)


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Website Availability
 

We strive to keep the website online 24/7, except during:

  • Scheduled maintenance

  • Unscheduled maintenance

  • Server tantrums

  • Cosmic events

  • Our personal nap time We will try to notify you of interruptions but cannot guarantee announcements will be punctual or sober. 


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Intellectual Property
 

All images, branding, logos, text, and digital products are the exclusive property of Smell These Feeties unless stated otherwise. Unauthorized use may result in:

  • Your account being terminated

  • Your access being revoked

  • A strongly worded email

  • Silent judgment 


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Termination
 

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for any reason, including but not limited to:

  • Violating these Terms

  • Abusive behavior

  • Fraud

  • Attempting to smell the website physically

 

Should termination occur, you remain responsible for any charges already incurred. 

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Modifications to Terms
 

We may update these Terms periodically. Changes become effective immediately upon posting. We will alert you using a notification method that may include:

  • A banner

  • An email

  • A telepathic vibe (results may vary) 


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Limitation of Liability
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  • We are not responsible for:

  • Device malfunctions

  • Emotional reactions to exceptionally attractive feet

  • Sudden urges to buy socks

  • Any existential crises triggered by late-night browsing

 

Our liability shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product in question.

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