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Refund Policy

Last Updated: Right After Our Toenails Finished Drying

At Smell These Feeties, we take pride in delivering high-quality digital toe-related content directly to your inbox with the speed and grace of a ballerina who just discovered espresso. Because our products are digital and instantly delivered, our refund policies are specific, concise, and sprinkled with unnecessary drama. 

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All Sales Are (Mostly) Final
 

Once a digital item is delivered to your email, it cannot be returned, un-downloaded, or digitally stuffed back into the website. Therefore, all purchases are considered final. However, we are not monsters—only connoisseurs of digital feet. 

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Situations Where Refunds May Be Granted
 

We may approve refunds at our discretion under VERY specific, highly ceremonial circumstances: 

  • Duplicate Purchases If you accidentally bought the same item twice (it happens, especially past midnight), we will happily refund the duplicate.

  • Technical Failures If the product never arrives, refuses to download, or bursts into metaphorical flames upon opening, we will assist and refund if necessary.

  • Incorrect Email Input If the item is delivered into the void because you typed your email like a gremlin, we can resend it. A refund may be offered only if the order cannot be retrieved.

  • An Extremely Compelling Story If you message us with a refund request containing emotional depth, dramatic tension, character development, and possibly a plot twist, we will at least read it thoughtfully. 


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Situations Where Refunds Will Not Be Granted
 

“I Finished Enjoying It and Want My Money Back” That’s… not how digital products work. “I Didn’t Realize This Is a Feet Website” The name Smell These Feeties should have been your first clue. “My Device Was Judging Me” We cannot offer emotional support for your phone silently questioning your choices. “I Changed My Mind After Downloading” Once a digital file is delivered, the transaction is considered complete. 

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How to Request a Refund
 

To request a refund (or plead your dramatic case), please email: wedontexist@smellthesefeeties.com

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Include:

  • Your order number

  • The email used at checkout

  • A brief explanation of the issue

  • Optional: a haiku, foot pun, or humorous justification Our team will review your request with professionalism, courtesy, and possibly moisturized heels. 


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Processing Time
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Approved refunds are typically processed within 3–7 business days, depending on your payment provider’s speed, mood, and caffeine levels.

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